| If you've ever been driving at 60 MPH and suddenly slammed on the brakes because you thought you saw a Patrol critter at a yard sale... | If you've ever received a speeding ticket because you were running late and you were afraid you might miss THE SONG... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you've ever found yourself spending ten dollars or more playing a game of chance at a carnival because the top prize was a stuffed Kudu... | If you were ever late for work because you couldn't find your patrol flag... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If your yard has grass 10 inches high but Gilwell Field looks great... | If instead of a night out with the boys, you prefer a night out with the "Bears" or "Owls" or "Beavers"... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you hang your tent totem on the doorknob of the Holiday Inn while on family vacation... | If you think your spouses new rock garden would look perfect with "A THING" in it... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you get disappointed at family reunions because no one wants to build a catapult... | If you've ever taken out a loan so you had a $100 dollar bill to measure your neckerchief... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you thought Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of peanut butter... | If you think Bunyon burgers and Cobbler are two of the five major food groups... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If the fountain at your wedding had bug juice... | If your baby's first words were, "Back to Gilwell" ... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you think the National Anthem is "When it's Hog Calling Time Here at Wood Badge"... | If you are absolutely sure that God looks a lot like ___(insert favorite staffer name)______... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you don't understand why tuxedos don't come with neckerchiefs and knee socks... | If your Coat of Arms features a Kudu... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you think campfire building should be an Olympic sport... | If you have 2 lawn mowers that don't work and a broken storm door, but a perfectly good Table Totem... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you've ever cried because your spouse threw out a container of old ashes (and they weren't Uncle Pete)... | If your idea of a trip to the HolyLand means Gilwell Park in England... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If the only thing you remember from your honeymoon is the herd of Antelope you drove by in Wyoming... | If you've ever worn your Scout Uniform to your children's' wedding ... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you list tin foil cooking as a skill on your resume... | If the directions to your house say, "Turn left at the "THING"... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you've gone to a Hooters restaurant and didn't realize there were girls there... | If you bought that '89 Chevy Caprice for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If your favorite color is olive drab... | If you decided to lash together the new deck on the back of your house... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you plan to serve foil meals at your next dinner party... | If you walk the streets in broad daylight with a coffee cup and flashlight hanging from your belt... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you raise your hand to the Scout Sign at a heated business meeting... | If you were arrested by airport security because you wouldn't give up your pocketknife until he said "thank you"... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you don't mind losing power to your house for 3 days... | If your son hides his copy of Boy's Life from you (get your own)... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If your plans for remodeling the bathroom include digging the hole deeper... | If you trade your 25 foot center console fishing boat for a 15 foot canoe... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If your favorite movie is "Follow Me Boys" and you spent months trying to convince Disney to release it on home video.... | If you disconnect the automatic dishwasher in favor of the "3 pot method"... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you sneak a cup of bug juice after your spouse goes to bed... | If you felt you won a moral victory when the BSA brought back knee socks... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you think campaign hats are cool... | If you gave your wife a mummy bag rated for -15 degrees for Christmas... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you named one of your kids Baden... | If you and your spouse consider "Camp Granada" by Allen Sherman to be your song... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you can't eat eggs anymore unless they are cooked in a plastic bag ... | If you plan to get rich by writing a best selling Dutch Oven cookbook... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you took a chemistry course at a local college to help you develop a better fire starter... | If you actually own a left-handed smoke shifter... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If the high point of your social season is the Wood Badge feast... | If a trip to Philmont is a pilgrimage... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If you are convinced the center of the universe is Gilwell Park, England... | If the sales operators at the BSA distribution center's 800 number recognize your voice... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If singing "On My Honor" makes you cry uncontrollably... | If you were disappointed when Boys Life didn't win the Pulitzer Prize last year... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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| If bug repellant smells like perfume... | If you know the times trains leave for Chingford from Liverpool... | |
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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...You Might Be A Wood Badger!
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Thanks for original submission by Connie Pettit, Longhorn Council, Fort Worth Texas |
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